Whats the best kind of gang? The gang you don't know is a gang. The kind you never see coming. Example: Sesame Street.
They seem so innocent, doesn't it? Careful, you or your child could wake up on the street turning tricks for crack in Grover's apartment. Don't believe me? Let's review the facts:
Angry, lethargic Oscar living in the trash talking to worms (heroin).
Cookie Monster has no control over his addiction (coke cookies).
Elmo is on some kind of upper and wants you to tickle him (jail house bitch).
And the Count is just a cold blooded G. "One cap in your ass. Ha ah ah! Two caps in your ass. Ha ah ah!"
Its a tight operation they run, and they're always recruiting. "Come on kids, come on down to Sesame Street."
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